Don't put sound on your website

The sound effects on your website are earsplitting and
crude even when heard through a high speed connection
and render the site completely useless to someone who
is simultaneously running a music program and visiting
your site. They are also disturbing when using a
computer in a silent room.

I always try to remember that it's your content
visiting someone's private home or office, not the
other way around. Your website's shrill sounds are an
unwelcome guest in my house when planning a meal. I
suggest you remove the sound, or provide a clearly
visible "sound off" link on your homepage. How's
that for monday morning quarterbacking, chef? --mike