Thanks goodness the buses are high

We wound up tonight in a feud at the Rock Bottom Brewery over whether the pool tables were $8 an hour or free. There was a waitress in the front of the establishment who instisted that the tables in the back were complimentary to bar customers. There was also a strong willed employee in the back who said she would charge us $8 an hour. The debate was “settled” when the waitress from the front handed us the balls (not what it sounds like). Then the waitress from the back added the balls to our tab (what it sounds like, if you were with me before, not what it sounds like otherwise). So we declined the whole scenario because the felt had a couple of holes in it (not what it sounds like) and what not. Luckily there was a place labeled “billiards” down the way. This place, however, had no apparent entrance and featured a gaggle of thugs on the sidewalk who stared our trio down enough that we left the area.