Is it safe for, you know...us?

No. It is not safe for us. Walking home last night from a charming event congratulating our lot for our supreme entertainment value we were stopped by a psycho once and followed into our hotel by an obvious mugger, who actually told the manager he was our guest. This was not as amusing as it sounds. I have a feeling that a certain duo of shitheads followed the vague train of youths the 4 blocks from the stage door back to our hotel in the 30 minutes after the show ended, and attempted to rob us as we left for the party a couple minutes later. Cute. They better be ready for a fight tonight is all I can say. While I'm horrified the rash of youths beating up sleeping homeless people on the streets, I'm sort of ready for action if they're on foot and following me.

The audience here though is fantastic and we thank them for their patronage and kind words.

On a higher (class) note, the new 7 series BMW is really amazing looking.