Sandwich

You can't run a fast food joint on thin people alone, and reminding people that they should be thin - or should want to he thin - is exhausting. So Subway has Peter Griffin, the cartoon character as a shill. Their use if the once-fat Jared guy grown tired, we can imagine the execs looking at the queues at the ubiquitous sandwich counters realizing that perhaps their salt and fat seeking clientele are where the "growth" is. Those who embrace Jared's ethic are not eating at Subway any more, or at least no more are they choosing Subway today over any other option than did yesterday. And switching from a thin human to a fat human, say John Madden or Louie Anderson, would too obviously out the company as switching sizes, so we see Jared fade tom the POS displays and the TV ads. In his place we see this fat cartoon character who can say "Big and tasty just like me" without disgusting the dwindling population of health-knowledgeable people (they who don't choose their diets from TV) who are forced by circumstance or threat of physical violence to enter a Subway from time to time. Our research was done while making sandwiches and drinking Bolthouse Farms Juice inside a Wal-Mart Subway. The other thing about this company is generally their employees are wickedly slow and have allowed their vegetable bins to run so low that the most they can offer you in the way of garnish is a transparent bit of cucumber that wound up in the jalapeno jar somehow.