Come on, Scents

Things smell so strongly here as to induce a constant state of nausea.
Construction sites have a VOC radius of about 100m in which their
particular brand of adhesive muscles out all the other shit and mold
smells in the neighborhood. There is, not surprisingly, a strong smell
of Chinese food in many areas.

Our show is suffering a bit from a lack of translators and a strong
tendency to catch fire or fall apart things that are, according to
custom, cohesive or not aflame.

There is also the matter of some beverage cans having pull tabs that
completely separate from the can when you open them. This is something
most of our lot has never seen before, as we mostly have aged fewer
than 30 years.

Another thing I forgot until I read it on the back of a bunch if Lay's
potato chip bags: there is MSG in everything. This may explain my
really dry mouth and the new headache that's hanging around.

Popular brands of clothing with sexual/medical translations
unfortunately include the following: "F" Another, Leftone, Lovely My
Scat, Newtiful.